Hopefully she won’t have to steal as many dogs this time round.

We’re getting that Friday feeling once more, and the gloves are off! Fuelling the fires of incoherent webRAGE this week, it’s none other than Michael Bay’s Transformers franchise. Two of our lady writers will be getting their claws out and putting their bitchy faces on as they battle it out! Who will you be rooting for?

Not even Shia LaBeouf, and he cares about Megan Fox’s arse LOADS.

Yes and I’d like to play Karen Cisco in a remake of Out of Sight, but that’s not going to happen either!

What do you expect from a Michael Bay film? Ridiculous action? Slow-motion? Orange skies when there really shouldn’t be any? What about horribly crude stereotypes? Bring it.

I don’t know about you, but we’re hoping for really crummy weather this summer. Rain, sleet, fog and whatever else God’s got in his “let’s piss them right off” bag; it’s the only way that we won’t feel guilty about spending the entire time at the cinema. A lot of heavy hitters are coming our way in summer 2011, so give up on your tan (lets be honest, you’ve been a lost cause from the start) and throw away any sunny specs that aren’t 3D compatible – it’s cinema summer checklist time.

Go away, Megan Fox.

The films we hated are now ‘officially’ bad

Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith will once again be joining forces in the third Men in Black film.

Josh Brolin reckons his Jonah Hex co-star Megan Fox is the worthy successor to Katharine ‘four times Best Actress Oscar winner’ Hepburn. What utter tripe.