None of these people look very hungry, if you ask me.

Crime-spree magicians, eh? That sounds like an appropriate project for the golden years of one of our favourite actors in the world ever.

Good films are our favourite kind of films, and it’s pretty hard to make a good film out of a rubbish script. As a result, most good films have pretty good scripts. But sometimes, even in the very best films, there are lines so arse-shatteringly dreadful that they cause nearby birds to explode. Here’s some of those.

*insert stupid twitchy nose here*

It’s that time of the week again; that ‘we all want to get home but we’ve agreed to write one of these every Friday – quick, someone pop to the shop for some vitriol and poorly conceived opinions!’ time of the week. Facing off this week are the two GIANTS of Best For Film, and they’re tackling perhaps the most pertinent issue of all: was Two Weeks Notice any good?

Cars 2, arguably the undoing of decades of hard, sweat inducing work from the wonder that is Pixar. What were they thinking?

The Ending of a film is often the most memorable part – and we’ve gathered ten of our favorite final lines of dialogue for your viewing pleasure.

No sign of any X-Men, but plenty of rhinestone.

“Shut it!”

The Cohen Brothers are writing a whole bunch of scripts, but they reckon a horror movie might be first out of the starting gate.