Who’d-a thunk it?
…fair enough, really.
Thor is back, and the God of Thunder’s got a new gang. Lady Sif and the Warriors Three are still about, but (courtesy of the increasingly confused Marvel Cinematic Universe) Thor’s now attended by some new celestial hangers-on. Say hello to the Muse of Stilted Dialogue, the Sibyl of Utterly Predictable Action Sequences and the Demon of Irrelevant Villains, coming together to make a film so grotesquely misshapen that it’ll actually make you look forward to all the plagiarised bits. Sort of.
Jane Got No Friends
This just keeps getting better and better. Unlike the career prospects of Banquo’s son.
Cooper get villainous!
Production in Santa Fe brought to a standstill.
Michael Fassbender won’t be in Jane Got A Gun. Shame.
Lynne Ramsay’s next film will be a western called Jane Got a Gun starring Rodrigo Santoro, Natalie Portman, Michael Fassbender and Joel Edgerton.