It’s both an offence and a collection of electrochemical cells converting chemical energy to electrical energy; we can’t be sure which one he’s in.
Ring, ring, hookah, Lee Daniels is on the line.
He’s got another mediocre action film out – in this one he plays the grizzled vet to Ryan Reynolds’ wet-behind-the-ears n00b, so THAT’s new and exciting! – and more in the pipeline – has Denzel Washington forgotten the power and flair which won him two Oscars? No, actually, he hasn’t. Hang on, what do you mean you didn’t know about the two Oscars? Nurse – give this patient a Cheat Sheet, stat.
With such a high-profile team behind it, The Corrections will be a novel adaptation