Assuming the Mayans don’t bring their A-game and take out the entire world by New Year’s Eve (not likely; one thing we know about Mayans is they’re hella lazy), it will soon be 2013. And you know what that means – LOADS of shiny new 2013 films! We’ve trawled the Internet to find the Hollywood big-hitters most likely to get us going in what future generations will probably remember as 4346 in the Korean calendar. Depending on, you know, factors.

We even translated French for you.

Guillermo del Toro begins grabbing random names out of a hat for Heaven Sent

Thanks Warner, but we don’t want to see gigantic robots fighting colossal monsters in 3D. Wait, what are we saying?

BIG RED’S BACK!

A pretty cool nerd convention. Yes, really.

All we need now is to hear that he’s the new Bond…

You fancy him too, right? Good.

Kicking giant monster ass