An alternative to walking on sticky floors and having the equivalent of Marge Simpson sit in front of you

I don’t know about you, but we’re hoping for really crummy weather this summer. Rain, sleet, fog and whatever else God’s got in his “let’s piss them right off” bag; it’s the only way that we won’t feel guilty about spending the entire time at the cinema. A lot of heavy hitters are coming our way in summer 2011, so give up on your tan (lets be honest, you’ve been a lost cause from the start) and throw away any sunny specs that aren’t 3D compatible – it’s cinema summer checklist time.

Mermaids – attractive? Well we never…

Blackbeard trades his tricorn for a crown.

Surprisingly enough, Johnny Depp features heavily

Fourth Pirates of the Caribbean instalment to feature less than three dozen sub-plots, star reveals

The first teaser trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides has been released. Come have a look-see!

For any of you that can’t wait for the release of the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie in May, we’ve tracked down some valuable booty! The first footage from Stranger Tides is here…..

Certain of their pending success, Disney jumps the gun and preps Pirates 5 and 6.

Are you wondering what to do with your spare time? Do you sit around the house, saddened by the prospect of having no idea what films to see? Are you tired of me asking you questions? Then fear no more because here are the top 20 films to see at the cinema in 2011! Film 2012 round-up also available now!