This is SHOCKING.

Presumably, after years of working with Bay, they’re pursuing more intellectual projects.

Just pretend Adam Sandler isn’t there. Everyone else is.

If* we ever build a time machine, Adam, we’re going back to 1966 to kick your mum in the stomach. *When

Best Valentine’s Day present ever?

We’re getting that Friday feeling once more, and the gloves are off! Fuelling the fires of incoherent webRAGE this week, it’s none other than Michael Bay’s Transformers franchise. Two of our lady writers will be getting their claws out and putting their bitchy faces on as they battle it out! Who will you be rooting for?

Michael Bay’s Transformers franchise is like marmite: you either love it, or hate it. Admiration for these films may or may not come from being an ultimate sci-fi geek, but one thing’s for sure Transformers: Dark of the Moon sure does know how to get your various lubricative juices flowing (a mechanical pun in case you wondered. Wash out your crude minds!)

Not even Shia LaBeouf, and he cares about Megan Fox’s arse LOADS.

I don’t know about you, but we’re hoping for really crummy weather this summer. Rain, sleet, fog and whatever else God’s got in his “let’s piss them right off” bag; it’s the only way that we won’t feel guilty about spending the entire time at the cinema. A lot of heavy hitters are coming our way in summer 2011, so give up on your tan (lets be honest, you’ve been a lost cause from the start) and throw away any sunny specs that aren’t 3D compatible – it’s cinema summer checklist time.

omigod omigod omigod. No, we’re just kidding – it looks as shit as all the others.