Scarlett Johansson gets to look like she’s doing something other than providing the on-set vagina in these ones! LOL JK

It’s The Avengers: Chipwrecked. Loljk.

You might not have heard the one about the widower who bought his kids a zoo, but remarkably it has its basis in reality. While Matt Damon’s latest might be far from the actor’s best work, We Bought a Zoo is a touching, humbling and wonderfully gracious film that should begin to undo the damage caused by Kevin James’ atrocious Zookeeper. You can put down that Capuchin, it turns out they’re not all voiced by Adam Sandler.

Hang on, where’s the Hulk? ……………………………………HULK SMASH

Can she sing? lol jk

Ewwwwwww! Grossgrossgross.

So it looks like they’re making a LEGO film. And by “they” we mean the crazy people in Hollywood who want all the money but their brains don’t work any more because they replaced their brains with sushi and velvet yachts and cynicism so they think money can come from a film about inanimate bricks. WHAT COULD THIS FILM POSSIBLY BE ABOUT?!?! Luckily for you, Hollywood fat cats, BFF have compiled a list of LEGO-inspired films to make the process a bit easier for you. Enjoy!

“They say you don’t need training to run a zoo. You just need a lot of heart. And also a tranquiliser gun.”

In honour of the news that Jessica Chastain (a dirty American) may be taking the lead role in a biopic of Princess Diana, BFF have compiled a list of the Top 10 iconic British roles which have been snatched away by actors of other nationalities. This is one for all you xenophobes out there.

Yet another director proves to have too many braiiiinsssss to stick with the project…