She’s playing Spindly

Another Snow White film? Are you kidding?

Hammer Time

Finally, a role for Miss Roberts that will see her do more than just flash her pearly whites.

Did somebody say ninja dwarves?

Charlize Theron will don her icy crown as the evil Queen Ravenna in a new remake of the fairytale

I’ll never know what made the mysterious Banksy make a pretty accesible opening sequence for The Simpsons but gosh dammit, I wish I could. With his anti-agendas, why hook up with “The Man”? Yes, artists are allowed to get involved in other stuff but all I can say is “Keep It Real”. It’s on. Banksy vs Dali.

Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Natalie Portman are reportedly to direct and star in a new version of classic fairytale Snow White. Hmm…

“Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?” It’s still Snow White of course. The infamous pasty princess of Disney is back in the 2009 digitally..