“Hi Arnold, I’m Jai.” “Ja.” “No, Jai.”

DON’T DO A CHRISTIAN BALE, Jase, nobody needs that.

Kyrie eleison, Joss eleison, kyrie eleison…

What is best in life? To crush your enemies! To see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women! Also, Kindergarten Cop.

He’ll be back. Rather soon, in fact…

It’s confirmed: HE’LL BE BACK.

Annapurna Pictures and Skydance form an unholy alliance to bring Skynet back online

Perverts of the world, rejoice!

It’s Saturday morning – you’d planned to get up early and make the most of the day, but instead you hid under the covers until quarter to eleven like a shut-in with a passion for snuggliness. You’re such a failure. But never mind – if you’re not going to experience the world first-hand, you can just catch up on the best of the week’s movie news with our regular round-up!

He’ll be back. And there might be tits.