The lot of a film critic is not an easy one; actors hate us, we inevitably have breakdowns during LFF, and every now and again we get accused of being paedophiles when we go to kids’ films alone. (This is a true story.) And as an unfortunate soul proved this week in America, once Google Glass rolls out we won’t even be able to further Google’s terrifying march towards global dominance in cinemas! Not that we’d especially want to, mind. Here are five other gadgets (none, alas, real) that we’d much rather take to the pictures.

Cast details for Wally Pfister’s directorial debut just keep flooding in.

Christopher Nolan takes further creative control of Interstellar, now rewriting, directing and producing.

Transcending the Depp-ths of artificial intelligence.

“Superman isn’t Batman” and more stunning revelations from The Dark Knight Rises director.

Destructiooooooon!

With the Justice League set to battle against The Avengers 2 in 2015, there has been much speculation about what form the new Batman will take. As we all know by now, Joseph Gordon Levitt is the most likely candidate, considering the end of The Dark Knight Rises, but that’s soooo obvious. Disregarding the hearsay on our boyo Joseph Gordon Levitt, we at BFF Towers have opted for outright guesswork, based on a solid foundation of lunacy. Here are our choices for the new Batman!

Superheroes forever and ever and ever.

KHAAAAAAAN you get me some popcorn? Oh, and a slushie.

Rawwwwwhhrrrr!