Next week: a four thousand minute trailer for The Silmarillion. In Elvish.
Let’s not forget when Bill got eaten by that massive lake monster. Poor old Bill.
KHAAAAAAAN you get me some popcorn? Oh, and a slushie.
Sorry, Robert Downey Jr., we went for the other guy with a ludicrously high number of syllables in his name
New TV spot for The Hobbit features trolls, New Zealand and dodgy pick-up lines from Gandalf. The usual, then.
As long as it doesn’t interfere with filming on Sherlock we have no problem with this.
If we want to watch self-consciously ‘zany’ dwarves, we’ll cut Noel Fielding’s legs off.
In which we meet Legolas’ dad. They’ve got the same ears, no?
Snipe London
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