Infinite cash Vs Probable agonising death. Quick cost benefit analysis… Let’s send Martin Freeman in instead
TOMORROW, they’re out TOMORROW! Ha, they’re not.
The stage is set for the super-heroes battle of the box office in the summer of 2014
A national treasure, a gay icon, a Shakespearean behemoth, a level 4 magnetic mutant and Mithrandir himself, Sir Ian McKellen is one of the greatest actors of all time. At the age of 73, our 5 foot 11 inches undertaker continues to astound, most recently in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. Did you know that Sir Ian attended Cambridge University where he studied English, and that he only got a 2:2? NO!? Then you’d better read our Ian McKellen Cheat Sheet!
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is undoubtedly an event-movie, but can it overcome the ridiculously high expectations and accusations of technological awkwardness surrounding its release? Yes. Yes it can. All the criticisms leveled at the first film in The Hobbit trilogy might be justifiable, but Peter Jackson has still created a worthy prequel to the Lord Of The Rings. Big flashy set pieces, enjoyable and complex characters and an accessible yet captivating script add up to a movie you will be proud to one day have as the cornerstone of your DVD collection. You’ll never be so glad to return to Middle Earth.
Peter Jackson will be suffering from exhaustion any day now
Question: How many Hobbits could a Hobbit hop over if a Hobbit could hop Hobbits? Answer: Go away
Benedict Cumberbatch has super bad fire-breath
Snipe London
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