WHERE’S OUR TRAILER, WEBB?

But… but HOW?

In space, no-one can hear you ask what the hell is going on

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Picking up speed now, aren’t we? A week after prologue screenings began, team Nolan has decided that it’s time to unleash the full length trailer for The Dark Knight Rises . Now that we’ve had a chance to change our trousers, all that’s left to do is study it in intense, totally-not-obsessive-probably detail. Brethren: prepare thine eyes. The ending has begun.

DON’T GET THE BEANS WET, NICHOLAS!

It’s… it’s a mixed bag.

“…MEANS I WILL KNOCK YOUR PUNK-ASS DOWN!”

We were probably already going.

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