Overload on the Trans4mers news, pretend you care
Rumours of French Revolution-set installment quashed.
How many more must suffer at the hands of Transformers, Dark Of The Moon?
If* we ever build a time machine, Adam, we’re going back to 1966 to kick your mum in the stomach. *When
Our souls feel like that frog thing that Jar Jar Binks accidentally fires at Sebulba.
It’s Saturday morning – you’d planned to get up early and make the most of the day, but instead you hid under the covers until quarter to eleven like a shut-in with a passion for snuggliness. You’re such a failure. But never mind – if you’re not going to experience the world first-hand, you can just catch up on the best of the week’s movie news with our regular round-up!
Except this whole story rests on a false dichotomy. Doesn’t it, The Internet?
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