Overload on the Trans4mers news, pretend you care

Destructiooooooon!

Rumours of French Revolution-set installment quashed.

Saucer of milk for Mr Bay please.

How many more must suffer at the hands of Transformers, Dark Of The Moon?

Everything about this smells wrong.

If* we ever build a time machine, Adam, we’re going back to 1966 to kick your mum in the stomach. *When

Our souls feel like that frog thing that Jar Jar Binks accidentally fires at Sebulba.

It’s Saturday morning – you’d planned to get up early and make the most of the day, but instead you hid under the covers until quarter to eleven like a shut-in with a passion for snuggliness. You’re such a failure. But never mind – if you’re not going to experience the world first-hand, you can just catch up on the best of the week’s movie news with our regular round-up!

Except this whole story rests on a false dichotomy. Doesn’t it, The Internet?