Keep trying, DC!
Only if Bruce Willis joins as Audrey
Obviously he’s still mad, but we do feel a bit guilty today.
Following the much anticipated opening of the new Harry Potter Studio Tour, we thought it was only fair that that we create a wipe-clean, drunk-friendly list of reasons you as human Muggles should part with your cash to essentially spend a few hours not being in the Harry Potter films. Presenting, the top 10 most pressing incentives to go and experience the magic of the films’ creation for yourself, as a handy acrostic poem (Dumbledore bloody LOVES this kind of stuff).
SO MUCH WRATH
Damn. Sorry, we mean mphghh.
Didn’t dodge the ‘shit film’ bullet, though, did it?
Looks like they’re not so hap… Wait, 600 layoffs? That’s awful.
Piece by piece, brick by brick, it’s starting to come together
It’s alright, this time it’s nonsense.