“Superman isn’t Batman” and more stunning revelations from The Dark Knight Rises director.

Superman’s two weaknesses: kryptonite and marital aids

Superheroes forever and ever and ever.

Star Wars VII has been in the public consciousness for barely over a week, but the relentless rumour mill has been out of control. Everyday yet another potential director is added to the Star Wars VII list, and yet another takes themselves off with a sarcastic quip about how Disney’s Star Wars will star Minnie Mouse with a lightsaber. Here is a recap of all the guys still in the running, and those who have jumped out the Millennium Falcon.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Incredibly Morose and Disenfranchised Man!

An insider at LEGOLAND knows something we don’t.

Quick, before Warner Bros. spoils everything and takes it down! EDIT: They’ve spoiled it.

Kevin Costner’s voice is almost as hypnotic as Morgan Freeman’s. Well played, sir.

TO INFINITY…AND oh wait, that’s a better superhero character. Never mind.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DREDDDDDDDDD