That’s more like it, Krishna.

David Cronenberg gets his wish.

Yes we couldn’t sleep for worrying about it either.

Genuine quote. We guess the alumni are more Cosmopolis than Twilight people…

Pattinson set to star as T. E Lawrence in Queen of the Desert

Does he even know how long it took us to make that picture of him with a trident?

Every group needs a hate figure. In music, it’s the squeaky voiced sick-midget Justin Bieber, in Christianity it’s that scheming git Judas, and in film that hate figure has gradually become mop-haired vampire-face Robert Pattinson. But guys, c’mon! Don’t hate the player, hate the game! The game in this case being “make loadsa cash out of thick people-ball”. Pattinson’s not to blame, he’s just trying his best.

But… but HOW?

Apparently women fancy him.

R-Pattz set to star in David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis