Cronenberg, better known for directing The Fly, is to act in a film called Body Art.

THINK ON YOUR SINS, Twilight fans.

The déjà vu is strong with this one.

In related news, Rupert Sanders is still sleeping in the dog house

I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know something about vampires I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know please please make it stop why why why why why why I don’t know I don’t know CGI devil baby no no no no no no no werewolves why why why oh god make it stop.

We have wondered for quite some time now if the world is just completely drunk. It makes no sense otherwise that a completely crappy book pushing Mormonism down people’s throats..

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Oh, it’s actually a bird.

Blah blah blah Twilight blah blah blah Vampires blah.

It’s like all your Christmases coming at once only instead of presents and joy you feel a wretched, burning pain in your stomach.

Have you been known to use your bodacious bootay to get what you want? Do you often declare yourself to be ‘like a god’? Have you ever seen your dead father in the stars and done exactly what ‘he’ told you? Do you sleep a lot? Then this post is for you. You see, for decades now, the Walt Disney Corp. has secretly been presenting real psychological ailments as cutesy personality traits (read: disorders) that should not only be encouraged, but put to catchy tunes complete with a key change. But never fear, BFF is here; from your Stockholm Syndrome to drug dependency, we’ve got the answers FRANK just can’t give you.