The plague reaches galactic proportions.

Along with a posse of other legendary beastie-boys…

…and finally catches up with the rest of us.

Is a bloody mash-up between the Count and the Surgeon something we really want to see? Looks like we don’t have a choice.

Million-dollar deals, murder, and mind-altering substances: this is all decidedly heady stuff, but most impressive is that Limitless has provided Bradley Cooper a role in which he finally gets to access his full intellect – just don’t hold your breath for any profound revelations.

Zombie’s fetish for living dead girls bleeds onto the screen…

Hollywood’s golden queen dies at age 79.

Blackbeard trades his tricorn for a crown.

When the first five minutes of a film accost the vision with a panning shot of flying penises, quick work is made of ascertaining the depths to which the remaining two hours will inevitably descend.

Finally a fairytale that brings the blood back.