Like milk, sequels were a bad choice
We really don’t know about this one guys…
we don’t know how to put this but, he’s kind of a big deal.
You are a smelly pirate hooker, and I’m going to slap you in public.
It’s jean-creaming time.
Assuming the Mayans don’t bring their A-game and take out the entire world by New Year’s Eve (not likely; one thing we know about Mayans is they’re hella lazy), it will soon be 2013. And you know what that means – LOADS of shiny new 2013 films! We’ve trawled the Internet to find the Hollywood big-hitters most likely to get us going in what future generations will probably remember as 4346 in the Korean calendar. Depending on, you know, factors.