A diamond heist pulled together by inexperienced baby boomers with a cast as good as this one could be genuinely great

Mary Poppins — at least, Disney’s Mary Poppins — is a classic, and one that has continued to enchant both children and adults throughout the intervening years. The songs are timeless, the performances are charming and the animation is beautifully integrated. P. L. Travers’ series of source novels, on the other hand, have proven rather…

Four. There’s going to be another one. After two, and three, they’re still going to make Men in Black Four. Four. Do you guys not remember the Ballchinnian?

Sugar coated as “the new Twilight” (a preposterous decision by its PR team), Beautiful Creatures successfully manages to come out a hundred times better. I may be its key demographic (geeky girl seeks escapist fantasy) but I went in, fellow Twilight h8er, expecting the worst. I was turned. Combining likeable characters with a refusal to take itself too seriously, Beautiful Creatures is this year’s perfect Valentine’s day guilty pleasure.

Easy A director Will Gluck is to direct a remake of Annie, with music by Jay Z and a script by Emma Thompson and the writer of The Devil Wears Prada.

“Typecasting, AMIRITE?” – Kenneth Branagh

It’s Walt Disney! But it’s also Tom Hanks! It’s like some kind of ILLUSION!

Presumably his raging antisemitism won’t be a major aspect.

Cast list continues to grow for Disney’s biopic about the author of Mary Poppins

Sigourney Weaver is back on our screens this week with Red Lights, her third dismal thriller in under a year. But there’s more than guns and Cillian Murphy to the Queen of Sci-Fi, the woman credited with finally bringing gender balance to the Force from Ghostbusters to Avatar. Oh, and did you know she’s part of a club that includes Jamie Foxx, Emma Thompson and Al Pacino? It’s Cheat Sheet o’clock!