His name’s Wally Pfister. We so, so hope that’s a silent P.

YES YES PLEASE YES

He’s got another mediocre action film out – in this one he plays the grizzled vet to Ryan Reynolds’ wet-behind-the-ears n00b, so THAT’s new and exciting! – and more in the pipeline – has Denzel Washington forgotten the power and flair which won him two Oscars? No, actually, he hasn’t. Hang on, what do you mean you didn’t know about the two Oscars? Nurse – give this patient a Cheat Sheet, stat.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yep, it’s ‘awful film soup’.

D… O… N… T… L… E… T… M… I… C… H… A… E… L… B… A… Y… P… R… O… D… U… C… E…

Robowho?

Someone told her Chris Brown was round the corner.

IN OUR MINDS

FISH BOOBS FISH

Seriously, though, ‘Marvel Avengers Assemble’?