Already?

Screened by UK Jewish Film a year after it was the toast of the charity’s annual Film Festival, The Debt is a challenging and unconventional thriller which combines dizzying timelines and fine performances to electrifying effect. And seriously, when else are you going to get to see Helen Mirren practicing Krav Maga?

SO MUCH PATRIOTISM

Not as Lincoln, obviously, as someone scary.

Does this make him Baldr or Váli? #norsemythologyjoke

To celebrate the imminent re-release of Jurassic Park (now even more DINOTASTIC), we’ve sewn together monsters from the obscene to the Pleistocene in our quest to create the best and most complicated sauropod you’ve ever laid eyes on. We’ve used ten different dinosaurs! TEN! That’s MORE DINOSAURS THAN THERE ACTUALLY WERE!

Sigh.

There’s a perfectly ordinary English sentence…

What the French Revolution always needed was Jean Valjean having a phone thrown at him.

Captain Jack! CAPTAIN JACK! We’ve found the rum, mate.