WHY? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, NICOLAS CAGE?

With less than a fortnight to go until the release of Super 8, we’re taking our monsters old school and looking to the enormous repertoire of national treasure Roald Dahl for inspiration. Our latest creation is running riot in Dahl’s hometown of Cardiff – see how many of its parents you can guess…

Except this whole story rests on a false dichotomy. Doesn’t it, The Internet?

And it’s… it’s pretty darn cool, to be fair.

Three-time AFI-winning actor found dead.

But… But…

TWO WEEKS TWO WEEKS TWO WEEKS ‘TIL SUPER 8! We’re still searching for answers, but as this week saw the release of instant megahit Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 we’ve taken our inspiration from the various monsters of Harry’s world. See how many you can guess…

JK Rowling is currently ordering a solid platinum iPad to run Pottermore off. And laughing.

Attn. whoever’s writing the screenplay. Please write in a scene where Sheriff Arnie has to shop an adulterer. PLEASE.

Dwarf? Nick Frost? Well, they can do a lot with effects these days…