We want to play Huck Finn!

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains…”

Turns out “the owls are gathering” because they want to talk endlessly about whether Crabbe and Goyle are gay, too. For heavens’ sake…

You fancy him too, right? Good.

Fresh from winning all four acting prizes at this year’s Japanese Academy Awards, Lee Sang-il’s masterful adaptation of the cult novel by Shuichi Yoshida is an extraordinary achievement which combines pitch-perfect performances with a profound and unsettling message. You know the overused expression ‘must-see’? That.

Should that be ‘dwarf down’?

Not even Shia LaBeouf, and he cares about Megan Fox’s arse LOADS.

What do you get if you cross a short story from the 17th century, that girl from Babylon AD, and every camera-friendly horse in France? The correct answer could either be ‘The Princess of Montpensier‘, ‘139 minutes you’ll never get back’ or, if you’re actually quite into horses, ‘the best thing ever’. We’re not that into horses, tbh.

Wonder how much it cost them?

The countdown to Super 8 is still ticking, and once again we’ve created a composite monster from some of the oddest cinematic creatures we can find. Think you’re up to guessing what they are? We don’t, to be honest, but if you can prove us wrong we’ll give you a cuddle or something. Mush!