Wizard’s gotta eat.

It’s a bit wrong.

Turns out everyone rather liked The King’s Speech

A rich, arrogant young British buck let loose in America? Where do they come up with these ideas…

Some books – anything by Roald Dahl, DIY safety manuals, Katie And Peter: The Sweet Release Of Death – were never meant for the transition to the big screen. And we salute them for that – heck, Katie and Peter are far too camera-shy anyway, bless them. But some literary classics are just crying out for a blockbusting re-vamp, and like Gok Wan to a nation of slop-shouldered, emotionally fragile women, we are here to loudly point at what needs to go where.

Does this look like the head of a security firm to you?

Mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad.

And it looks brilliant.

Surprisingly enough, Johnny Depp features heavily

He’s cast someone who looks like everyone else he’s ever cast