What’s the matter, guys? Never taken a shortcut before?

Snazzy Japanese ink-print shows off new antagonist Silver Samurai (not to be confused with Silver Surfer, Silverfox, Silver Sable, Silver Death, Silvereye, or the Lone Ranger’s horse Silver)

With decadence like this, WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA?

People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of remakes. Welcome to that land

Glasses. They’re weird, aren’t they? Bits of plastic or glass slapped over your stupid face that either serve a purpose by bending light in the exact way that your warped and pathetic eyeballs fail to do, or they serve no purpose other than to obscure your epidermis. Why would anyone bother compiling a list of glasses? Because we’re Best For Film AND THAT’S HOW WE ROLL.

Rocket Raccoon and Groot ready to steal the show, says Kevin Feige

Continuing their wonderful commitment to bringing some of the finest cinematic experiences from yesteryear back to theatres, the folks at Vue threw a whole bucket of nonspecific gore at the silver screen and what stuck was the original Evil Dead. It may be 32 years old, but this low-budget horror classic can still hold its own, even against the remake currently in cinemas. As part of the Back In Vue season, we went along to see Bruce Campbell fighting the forces of evil in The Evil Dead…

Brad Pitt apparently has better things to do. Like World War Z we guess *hearty chortling*

Schindler’s List II: The Time Travelling Kevin James’ Wife Bought A Zoo and now she’s in Debt

How could the same shit happen to the same guy six times!?