Wahlberg doesn’t get sci-fi either.

Turns out it’s possible to love her even more.

We’ve run out of gags on tree rape, but expect more of it anyway.

Gwyneth Paltrow looks desperately sad as she cradles Robert Downey Jr’s head…

It’s the only news to bother reading today really.

Bet your bottom dollar she’ll be adorable and fuzzy-haired once again.

Staked and sizzling, Twilight is dead at last.

The indie awards are not so indie this year.

We know very little about this man’s work. But we are very excited.

Onwards and upwards, this man never rests.