Much good may it do him.

He won’t be back. Or will he?

James Cameron is “living in Pandora” while writing the Avatar sequels. Is he on something?

James Cameron’s life after Pandora. If not this, probably therapy.

Bases: covered.

4vatar? Av4tar? Avat4r? We’d never noticed before just how many ‘A’s there are in ‘Avatar’…

Four Avatar films. Can you even imagine how much sanctimoniousness that’s going to need?

Sigh.

What better way to wash away your bitter memories of another wasted week than by drinking yourself into oblivion in front of the most obscenely overrated film of all time? If you’re anything like us, you’ll be paralytic by the time Sam Worthington takes his first steps as a big catmonkey smurf bastard. It’s the Drinking Game.

Where are the 16.58 million people who downloaded Avatar this year? How can we stop them from breeding?