Keep ya head up, John.

The Mask of Francis

Nick Eversman to stay on the scene (like a sex machine).

Able was I ere I saw Sanders.

Yes. Yes, okay. Let’s see where this goes.

With Reagan’s biographers being all whiney about The Butler, and Naomi Watts apparently convinced that Princess Di’s been looking down on Watts as she plays her, thinking “Ooh, yes, lovely work there, Naomi,” we thought it was a good time to consider the nature of the biopic. Then we got a bit overwhelmed and decided to just harp on about a few that, for some reason or another, stood out to us.

The Theory Of Everything will focus on Stephen Hawking’s marriages rather than this physics

This should be Hillarious.

It’s Friday, Friday, you’ve gotta get down on Friday. You’ve also got to take part in our drinking game. The Look of Love is out today, so we could have done something porn-related to satiate you horny individuals, but we went for biopics so there. While you’re reading, and if you’re not completely caned by the end, have a think about who you’d like to play you in a biopic and let us know below. We’re opting for Pan’s People. They’d be a great BFF, don’t you think?

The on-going saga that is the Marvin Gaye biopic.