The wait is finally over! Time to get out your carefully stitched replica Batsuits and head to the cinema – that’s right, wear a constricting black outfit and sit in a massive dark windowless room with hundreds of sweaty geeks, on the hottest day of the year. Yay for slightly cheaper cinema tickets! Do… do any of you think that maybe being a film fan isn’t very healthy?

Lazy performances, ugly babies and false sincerity abound in the third film adaptation of Jeff Kinney’s hideously successful series of children’s tales. Though oddly proficient in the realm of physical slapstick, Dog Days falls flat even in the eyes of tiny humans addled with sugar; one shining musical interlude, however, rescues this film from joining the ranks of insults to child-IQ such as Ice Age: Continental Drift.

The director of this Jo Nesbø adaptation is an honours graduate from the Quentin Tarantino School of Film-Making and the plot is as riddled with holes as some of its victims; but the humour is absolutely spot-on and the acting superb, so we’re prepared to suspend our disbelief just long enough to tolerate all the severed fingers in the Cheesy Puffs and the gratuitous use of that nail gun. Plus it’s in Norwegian and subtitles make us feel smug.

It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, especially for actors. Imagine: you think that you have finally landed a totally cool, ‘this will cement my career’ role then some little, perky..

We excitedly told you all a few weeks ago that filming had finally wrapped on The Hobbit. Now Peter Jackson has gone and shown us all up by announcing that..

While our Edward gently weeps.

And we jizzed. In. Our pants.

Iron Man director puts his acting hat back on again for upcoming Scorsese biopic

The middle of the week is here so why not celebrate with a spot of lesbianism? A new trailer for art-house chick-flick (hehehe…) Jack and Diane has been released online..

OOH TIGERS.