Eventually Special Forces turns into a damn good survival thriller set in a beautifully captured Middle Eastern landscape. It’s just a shame you have to sit through an hour of numb, generic action to get there.

After the earth-shatteringly offensive event that was the release of Adam “cry for help” Sandler’s Jack And Jill, this week was always going to feel like the slightly shaky recovery period after a fairly severe stroke. With that in mind, we’re going to try and go easy on this week’s releases. We really are. What’s that? Ghost-Rider, Spirit of Nic Cage’s Constant Failures? Oh forget it, sign us up to a DNR and let the glorious abyss take over…

Men In Black Cubed?

Well, they have to learn about demoniacally possessed middle aged women some time.

Chronically humourless Oscars bosses worried about Cohen’s planned red carpet stunt.

The man’s a FassbendADDICT.

FORBIDDEN LOVE IN A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SETTING!

It’s really cheerful and stylish and – lol jk it’s full of graves

It’s almost impressive, the way Nic Cage can go on relentlessly lowering the standard of his output the way he does. If you thought National Treasure: Book of Secrets was as bad as it was going to get, you still had Season of the Witch to look forward to. And then Trespass. And now Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, in which FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA’S NEPHEW MANAGES TO MAKE A FLAMING SKELETON BORING.

It’s hard not to like Woody Harrelson, isn’t it? Until the recently-released Rampart, he’d never blown us away with his performances, but has maintained a amiable screen presence for the last 20 years. We take a glimpse into the life of the self-proclaimed ‘Hollywood hippie.’