Bale in talks over appearing as the lead villain in Spike Lee’s remake of the South Korean thriller.

Bored of the endless clout of superhero movies? Take a look at the real-life superheroes and supervillains our favourite celebrities are in their spare time.

So. Much. Manliness. Conan has returned in this Marcus Nispel remake to avenge lost loves, roam round without the aid of clothing and most importantly, participate in a spot of horse abuse. Behold the 113 minute presentation of the gunshow.

Period drama has been done and overdone; often stuffy, soppy and starring Keira Knightley playing the same role (with her eyebrows and little else). Thankfully, Cary Fukunaga’s Jane Eyre manages to avoid these period pitfalls.

We can’t wait to peek behind the curtain of Old Hollywood…

Jackman fulfils musical dreams to the detriment of his X-Men responsibilities

You watch a film where it goes from beginning to end, with no flashbacks at all, and you call yourself a hardened movie fan? Shame on you! It’s all about jumping through the plot, a little like dropping a needle at random on an old vinyl to see what plays next. It’s sudden, it’s fractured, it’s completely confusing… it’s sometimes a bit gimmicky. But, oh my, how we love a clock that tock ticks rather than tick tocks!

Shrek spin-off worth a paws for thought.

Please, Anthony Hopkins, be better than you were in You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger…

And Daniel Radcliffe is all grown up and hairy.