Yes, that is indeed Martin Kemp.

Why doesn’t Lara have a surname?

We want to play Huck Finn!

Goodness, we’re spoiling you! Having today praised Pixar for managing to keep the details of their latest venture Brave under wraps, they’ve rewarded us with lots more details of Brave. Er… let’s not think too hard about it, OK?

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains…”

God it’s LOVELY

Turns out “the owls are gathering” because they want to talk endlessly about whether Crabbe and Goyle are gay, too. For heavens’ sake…

The word “Brave” features heavily.

You fancy him too, right? Good.

Once again the lanterns of BFF towers have been lit in jubilant celebration. Tis WEDNESDAY, which means badly mixed mojitos, Journey on the kareoke, John falling over his own trousers and, more importantly TWO FOR ONE CINEMA! What can you drag a loved one to this week? No excuses mum, it’s FREE, remember? Read on, dear mortals. Grab a glass, and read on.