Career set to self-destruct in 5, 4, 3…

What about us, Arnie? Who will save us from McG now?

Four words: 3D. Kate’s. Boob. In.

When pigs blood flies!

When a psychopathic killer starts targeting police officers, Jason Statham’s Detective Sergeant Tom Brant is sent in to take him down. Bish bong pow! Jason Statham kicks arse!

Just when you thought the ship had finally sunk to the bottom of the sea bed, those pirates, who may or may not be in the Caribbean any more, swing back with another romping instalment of nautical based madness. Your timbers should indeed be shivering.

Woody Allen opened this year’s Cannes Film Festival with a tale of nostalgic wish fulfillment that sees Owen Wilson’s struggling writer transported to 1920s Paris in order to ‘find himself’. With Gertrude Stein, Pablo Picasso and rhinoceros enthusiast Salvador Dali along for the ride, Midnight in Paris is a charmingly unhurried fable which reminds you to be careful what you wish for.

As if we needed proof that agreeing with Hitler was never a good idea…

Which comics should be made into movies that will work both commercially and critically? We take a look at some of the best comics out there for the job. Funny how so many of them are from DC Vertigo…

My eyes, my eyes, what have you done with my eyes?! Well I’m not sure you’ll be saying that but you may want to cover up them up as you lay witness to Guillem Morales’ supernatural horror.