I know that look – that heady combination of disdain, boredom and just a little lust. You think you’ve got us sussed, don’t you? You think you know exactly what to expect from the mash-up. You think it’s all going to plan. Well, CHEESE! This Monday just got real. Brace your mother-tugging self…

No sign of any X-Men, but plenty of rhinestone.

The Warrior and the Wolf is an amazingly shot Chinese epic. To celebrate the May 30 release we have 3 DVDs to give away! Competition ends 17 June 2011.

It’s thicker than water but a lot messier as well

Good. There’s not enough vampire movies these days.

Kermit, does this film have socially redeeming value?

Ssh, nobody mention how much better Saoirse is!

Do you think Zack Snyder is a visual pioneer or just a big kid who likes a good fight? Whatever your opinions are it doesn’t matter! Because we have two highly stubborn gits to fight it out and sort out this Zack Snyder issue once and for all.

Saving the world through FILMS

Watch Last Night if you enjoy long moody shots interspersed with sporadic choppy cuts, endless cigarettes used as shorthand for INNER TURMOIL, and Keira Knightley’s chin taking all the limelight away from Guillaume ‘what on earth am I doing in this awful film?’ Canet. Crucially, do not watch it if you dislike insipid tripe.