“Dress me like one of your French girls.” “But horizontal stripes will make you look fat…”

Being at the top of the food chain is quite nice, don’t you think? There’s no hassle of running for your life; no need to cower among the shadows; no expectation of a gory death from gnashing teeth. Yup! Things are pretty sweet for us homo sapiens. So much so that we forget how vulnerable and ill-equipped we are when it comes to facing the animal kingdom, mano-a-mano. Hollywood, however, does not and so, this week, BFF has dedicated the Top 10 to re-capping those very timely reminders.

MICHAEL BAY, IS THIS YOU?

You made the Wright choice, Joe.

Imagine there’s no more Jennifer Garner movies, it isn’t hard to do…

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ILLUSIONS, MICHAEL

This will hopefully be miles better than Hitman

Who needs the One Ring when you’ve got a GODDAMN HORSE?

Nobody wants to see an alien dithering, Superman.