It’s Friday, Friday, you’ve gotta get down on Friday. You’ve also got to take part in our drinking game. The Look of Love is out today, so we could have done something porn-related to satiate you horny individuals, but we went for biopics so there. While you’re reading, and if you’re not completely caned by the end, have a think about who you’d like to play you in a biopic and let us know below. We’re opting for Pan’s People. They’d be a great BFF, don’t you think?

We’re still not buying any Nespresso off him.

We are listening to you intently, Joss. With all of our ears and eyes.

Stars take a chance on brand new director.

Woody sure is good at choosing attractive female leads…

This will be baa-rilliant. Sorry.

Star Trek Into Darkness and Red 2 show case more of their arty side.

Why can’t all universities be like this one?

Network Distributing are bringing more lost classics of UK film home to roost with the release of The Ealing Studios Rarities Volume 2, and we’ve got three copies to give away on its DVD release date! Unseen since they were first in cinemas in the 1930s and 40s, these forgotten gems are a must-have for any connoisseur of British cinema.

Matt Damon makes an early bid for Oscar glory in Promised Land, a gentle yet compelling drama about a small farming town facing an economic and industrial meltdown. While the financial difficulties faced by its characters will resonate with a lot of people, it feels a little out of date and we never get a sense of why this particular story is being told now.