God forbid RDJ should ever decide Iron Man isn’t for him any more, but in case he does it’s worth looking at his potential replacements. How about a retired Tony Stark? What about a stand-up comic Tony Stark? Would you say no to a FEMALE Tony Stark? We’ve done some casting so Marvel don’t have to.

Bit random but what can you do?

HAMMER!

Too little too late, Mike.

Promised Land, the latest offering from Gus Van Sant, almost managed to sneak under our radar this week despite starring Frances McDormand and Matt Damon. Matt Damon! Everyone loves him, don’t th… oh, apparently they don’t. With unexpected tides of pro- and anti-Damon prejudice swelling through the corridors of Best For Film Towers, we’re resolving things the traditional way – with a stupid argument about butter.

Fists fly in Reeve’s directorial debut.

We’d disagree, but still…

And rumours are rife that he’s set to appear as Marvel’s Sunspot…

“Relax. I’m Iron Man”

Wasn’t April Fools Day almost a month ago?