GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES

This is a dreadful idea.

Able was I ere I saw Sanders.

You’ll have to wait a whole 8 months for the beefwars in 300: Rise of an Empire, gentlemen

Tanned, muscly goodness!

Gerard Butler scores a role as a Ukrainian goal keeper. Also, Nazis are there.

Kevin Costner’s voice is almost as hypnotic as Morgan Freeman’s. Well played, sir.

Beautiful and touching portrayals of inspiring historical figures are so soppy aren’t they? We decided it’s time to commemorate some of the worst and most distasteful attempts at realising history’s icons.

Jamie Blackley joins cast for the misleadingly-titled 300: Battle of Artemisia

Who?