Bursting with humour, poignancy and a good healthy splash of blood, Martin McDonagh’s follow-up to In Bruges is a crazed masterpiece featuring standout performances from its leads. In many ways a barmier, bloodier companion piece to Charlie Kaufman’s Adaptation, Seven Psychopaths is on one hand an intricately worked out, highly self-referential film that’s all about the creative process. On the other hand, it’s an excuse for a ragtag band of brilliant characters to stand around saying funny things to one another. And really, what more could you want?

We’re seeing double! (There are two pictures)

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance is right around the corner and no-one is excited. Seeing as this will be yet another inevitably awful Nicolas Cage film, we’re trying to remind ourselves that he’s not always been that bad…

Hollywood’s busiest and worst actor is at it again, with two films out this week alone (he filmed them both at the weekend). But does the wreckage of a once great actor lurk somewhere within Cage’s permatanned skull, forever besieged with gruesome memories of Season of the Witch and National Treasure: Book of Secrets? You’ll have to read on to find out… [SPOILER: probably not]

Tomorrow only comes in three dimensions

One’s a serial killer, the other’s a cop – guess who’s who, we think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

That’s Charlie and Spike, if you hadn’t already guessed.

WOLVERINE WON’T BE A SLAVE AGAIN!

Rooney Mara dresses up as Noomi Rapace…

The simple answer to this would be to clone himself. The more Alex Pettyfers the better!