Nominees announced for BAFTA Game Awards; they’re like the film awards, but with less women and more scrawny, geeky men.

Would you like Steven Spielberg to come over there and lick your toes clean, Michel Hazanavicius? That’s probably the only accolade left.

WHERE’S OLIVIA COLMAN?

That’s the BAFTA OWRSA to you.

Well done him.

He’s a deeply scary-looking dude, but we’re really looking forward to Sunday 6 November, when the legendary documentarian will give his talk.

BAFTA in association with the BFI have just launched their second series of lectures from super famous screenwriters. Whether you want to write movies or you just like watching them, there’s no excuse to miss this inspiring lecture series. And there’s movie clips too, in case you get bored of all the yacking.

With more types of bow-tie that you could shake a scholar at.

GO ON, HANDLEBAR-FACE!

Turns out everyone rather liked The King’s Speech