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Huzzah!

Subtly lowering our expectations before it plummets like a lead zeppelin, then…

We’ve already reported today that little-known French actress Bérénice Marlohe may be stepping in as our obligatory sexy babe for Bond 23. Which got us to thinking; who are the best Bond Girls of all time? Somebody start up the BFF Top 10 machine…

Will Bérénice Marlohe be the next notch in 007’s bedpost?

Knowing him, Bond himself will probably shoot some Indians. And then quip about it.

The name is Blanche. Carte Blanche…

How will Danny Craig fare against the Dark Lord, eh?

Following his very recent directorial debut Ralph Fiennes takes on The Invisible Woman