We know you’ve turned up eager for your regular serving of OWL, but in light of yesterday’s extraordinary treaty between Skywalker Ranch and the House of Mouse we’ve suspended our usual Wednesday service to bring you red hot opinions from every member of the Best For Film team. You’re going to see Skyfall again tonight anyway. Buckle in for the biggest argument since Han shot first…

When Mickey Mouse took over the Disney corporation from his former master, Walt, he made a vow to himself. “One day,” he said, “I will own LucasFilm… and Star Wars will be mine!” Inexplicably, that day has come. And here are the top 10 things we can expect from Disney’s Star Wars Episode VII…

Disney turn to the dark side as they plan a new trilogy of Star Wars films. IT’S A TRAP!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Oh, it’s actually a bird.

Legal Disclaimer: Fix-It Felix bears no relation to Jim’ll Fix It.

Pixar, step aside! There’s a new hero in town. Except he’s a bad guy. Except he’s not.

Running afoul of comic-book fanboys? Bad move Disney. Bad move.

Presumably his raging antisemitism won’t be a major aspect.

“Now, let’s recite the Bad Guy Affirmation…”

That’s right. Because we really don’t have enough superhero movies at the moment…