The Theory Of Everything will focus on Stephen Hawking’s marriages rather than this physics

The Galaxy get’s the man it deserves.

Best For Film has finally Dreamed a Dream of Tom Hooper’s Oscar-baiting epic Les Misérables – and we loved it so much that we’ve decided to never ever see it again. Ever. From the tears and the music to the inexplicable facial hair and surplus of hats, this sprawling superfilm is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

He’ll be hunted by the Queen of the Universe, which makes us think that Brian May might be involved

The déjà vu is strong with this one.

BUT THE TIGERS COME AT NIGHT

It’s nice to see young girls carrying guns again.

SO NOBLE, SO HAIRY

Would you like Steven Spielberg to come over there and lick your toes clean, Michel Hazanavicius? That’s probably the only accolade left.

That’s the BAFTA OWRSA to you.