Easy A director Will Gluck is to direct a remake of Annie, with music by Jay Z and a script by Emma Thompson and the writer of The Devil Wears Prada.

So you’re drunk. You had one too many at Pizza Express or wherever, and now you’re in the cinema, and you are drunk. And you have FEELINGS. About this film. That you are watching. You may or may not swear at the screen, but whatever you say (you don’t remember in the morning) it is loud. You are swiftly removed from the cinema, and never permitted to return. Dark times. Enter Movie Interruption Screenings.

This sounds Glucking good! …we’ll show ourselves out.

…is what Richard Branson’s lawyers told us to write

HELLO sudden credibility!

Justin Timberlake started out on a TV talent show like all the rest of them, but has gone on to make boy bands what they are today, become one of the most commercially successful singers in the world and star in some Hollywood movies, like Friends With Benefits which is out September 9. Oh, and he runs a record label, owns his own fashion brand, a couple of restaurants and his own brand of tequila.

Meg Ryan/Julia Roberts/her from Grey’s Anatomy and their earnest search for romance is looking even less fashionable then ever, and Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake completely agree. Ignoring Love and Other Drugs in their hurry to take off all their clothes, our two lust-birds instead opt for some No Strings Attached sex in this, Will Gluck’s latest fast-talking comedy. While you’ve undoubtedly seen Friends With Benefits before, it is nevertheless well worth the ever-present sense of deja vu.

Except this whole story rests on a false dichotomy. Doesn’t it, The Internet?

Yes, JT in In Time, he’s in it, innit.

And there should be a plethora of good reasons, but Kunis has not one.