Method.

Kyrie eleison, Joss eleison, kyrie eleison…

The Queen Mother of Grime and Hepatitis herself will grace Kenneth Branagh’s Cinderella.

MICHAEL BAY, IS THIS YOU?

THIS GUY. COME ON. HE’S HOT RIGHT?

We all know what this week brings; misleading weather, no more eggs, a newly risen God and a whole new Game of Thrones season for us to wreck our livers with. So we’ve done the hard work for you. We’ve teamed our favourite TV shows with our favourite cocktails to give you one hell of a journey into an inebriated medieval paradise. Do your worst, Joffrey. We’ve got daiquiris on our side…

Boo! Hiss.

Imagine Tyrion Lannister with SUPERPOWERS.

Sean Bean joins Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum and Eddie Redmayne in new Wachowski sci-fi adventure Jupiter Landing.

Full of Northerners, then. Goody.