In which the cast look vaguely like Soviet despots. This is reassuring.
In which Joaquin Phoenix drinks us all under the table. LOL JK this is BFF, we’ve got him passed out in the stationery cupboard.
Joaquin Phoenix has deigned to shave and learn lines again! Have an Oscar, sir.
Bored of the endless clout of superhero movies? Take a look at the real-life superheroes and supervillains our favourite celebrities are in their spare time.
That’s Charlie and Spike, if you hadn’t already guessed.
Unfortunately there won’t be any aliens, or reincarnation or thetans
We’re not really allowed to say that, but we don’t care. Up yours, Tom Cruise!
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