Beautifully shot, brilliantly conceptualised, Elysium is a thoughtful and exciting film… right up to the half way mark, where it discards its social commentary for stale action sequences that feel torn from the mid-90s. Elysium could have been an iconic moment in sci-fi movie history, but limps weakly across the finishing line in a confetti…

Matt Damon is sarcastic to robots. That’ll go down well

Before you jump on us, we reckon this WILL be good!

Matt Damon’s back

Lincoln loses out, Les Mis leads the race and Jodie Fosters comes out (again).

Jodie Foster washes her hands of The Beaver. We’ve all been there. Fair play.

Matt Damon’s new role in Elysium = Jason Bourne + aliens – crippling amnesia. Sounds DELIGHTFUL.

If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled…

So Jake Lloyd – aka, the wrong Anakin Skywalker – has recently been in the news citing The Phantom Menace as the reason his life turned out all wrong. Join the club, Jake. We’re all suffering here. Anyway, the ironic thing is that Jake Lloyd’s life being hilariously crap is possibly the one thing in the world we can’t actually blame on George Lucas. Why? Read on…

But where’s Drive?